Alright listen, I wasn’t gonna post this video at first just because it was probably Giaimo’s lowest score of the night and quite frankly, I prefer Giaimo e viewed strictly in deity form. I know most folks think a 30 is a “good score”, but we’re talking about Giaimo here – the kid’s been playing since Skeeson I, he’s a Brewskee Mug Skeeson V Champion, and he’s a BROTY member of The High Rollers Club. The kid wipes his a$$ with 30s. So I wasn’t going to post this video. But then when I watched it the second time to verify his score, I noticed him wiping his hand on his shirt about 6000 times before he rolled. Did anyone else see that? WTF is that?!?!? We all know about his “lean back”. It’s his trademark move. Jordan had the tongue sticking out, Lebron has the chalk in the air pre-game ritual, Jamal Anderson had the Dirty Bird, and Giaimo has the lean back. But what in the f*ck is he doing with his hand/shirt/breast right there? Did he eat the world’s greasiest fried chicken before he rolled? Did he just stick his hand into a jar of molasses? I’m fairly certain he wiped his hand on his shirt 11 times. 11 times! Is this something new to his ritual and I haven’t noticed? What is going on here? Someone please explain because I’m confused as all get out.
Nick “Greasy Hands” Giaimo?