Editor’s notes: Oh boy.
- H-town’s career worst rolls: 26.7 (Skeeson VII Week 2 – with the money ball), 27.8 (Skeeson VIII Week 6), 28.6 (Skeeson IX Week 3), and the afore-mentioned 27.7 (Skeeson IX Week 5).
- I hope that was a Bud product he just sipped.
- Hunt for MVSkee – H-Town has got it on lockdown. Not a race at all. Good self-promotion though.
- TLSkee – nice job! I saw Christine’s score and I sh*t my pants. I’m not even kidding, I literally sh*t my pants. I thought for sure there was a drunken math error or something. Nope – she straight up crushed it. TLSkee has been lurking in the shadows for a few skeesons now, but I’m gonna go ahead and say it – Do Not Sleep on TLSkee this skeeson!
- H-town just publicly called Just the Tip “a bunch of d0uchebags”. Wow. He does realize Fun Boy is on that team, right? And Chad Brophy? And Greg Merritt? And Tall A$$ Chris? If any team can upset RockHouse Skeevents in the playoffs, it’s Just the Tip. Way to add fuel to the fire there Harrison.
- Sailboats? WTF? This is all I can think of now when I hear the word boat… (turn it down if you’re at work)… This Boat is Reeeaaaallll!