Big Lebowskees – aka Undefeated Dragon Slayers (Raleigh Skeeball Skeeson II)

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The Skeet Shooters just f*cked up….big time.  They had the opportunity to go undefeated and scare the sh*t out of every team this skeeson and then win the playoffs by sheer intimidation alone.  But not no mo’!

The Big Lebowskees handled….and I mean handled….Skeet Shooters on Thursday night.  Duke sh*t the bed big time and Ray rolled below his average.  The only bright spot was the sub they picked up (Keith I believe) was actually pretty decent.

And now for the remainder of the skeeson, and possibly eternity, when folks are faced against Skeet Shooters instead of complaining and quivering in their skee boots, they’ll crack their knuckles, smirk and say “if Big Lebowskees can take them down, why can’t we?”  and then it’s game on.

Don’t sleep on Big Lebowskees the rest of the skeeson.  Don’t do it.   If Becca and Panda can continue to live in the 40, they are going to make waves come playoff time.  Sumo wrestler off the diving board type waves.  Mark it!

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One Response to “Big Lebowskees – aka Undefeated Dragon Slayers (Raleigh Skeeball Skeeson II)”

  1. The Great Gatskee Says:

    Panda is just a furry little 80s animal that should be in a cage. Bring that undefeated record to John McEnroll… you’ll get beat so bad, even Journey will stop believing!!

    Oh, and becca is aiight. But her dog belongs on a bun with ketchup and mustard.

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