Wonderboy has missed the past two weeks of skee action due to work. I know it’s killing him, and I thought for sure it would kill his team….but I sit corrected.
Last week as Tenacious Skee was preparing for their match against a rookie squad, I informed the rooks that they should be able to pull off a victory because Tenacious Skee was “missing their main player”. Boy was that a mistake. I thought for sure I had just about whispered that comment, but apparently Elizabeth and Brandy have the super natural hearing powers that I thought only my mother posessed. Their heads whipped around faster than you could say “f*ck why did i say that?” and next thing I know I have necks moving side to side and fingers in my face.
Long story short, I’m never f*cking with Brandy and Elizabeth again. They not only pulled off the victory (along with their sub Justin — pictured above), but rolled well above their team average. Longer story shorter – WonderBoy may actually be the weak link on this squad. Yup, I said it.